midnight in Queens

Laura is walking home from the subway station with a loadful of shit and just wants to curl up and sleep. Man is passing by with friend carrying a couch cushion with a VCR or DVD player on top.

Man: Hello.

Laura: Hi there.

Man: It is nice to meet you. I am your neighbor. I live around here.

Laura: Really? That's nice.

Man: Are you Chinese?

Laura: No.

Man: You are very pretty.

Laura *beginning to get cautious*: Thank you?

Man: Will you be my friend? We can exchange numbers.

Laura: I really need to get home.

Man: My house is around the corner. I have a pen. Come. It wont take long.

Laura: No...I really have to get home.

Man: Please? It wont take long.

Laura: Maybe we will see each other again some time.

Man: I'm away on business often.

Laura: I'm sorry. I have to get going home. This stuff is heavy.

Man continues babbling while Laura drags shit home. Now Laura is hald dead and about to sleep. Adventures in Queens for a close tonight.